Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Is anyone there? I cannot emphasize how much I hate it when people talk on their damn phones when at a check out counter. Seriously hang the fucker up!! Not only are you being rude to the person in front of you but you are also being a total ass to all the people behind you that have to wait longer because you think your so freaking important! Honestly if it is an emergency get out of line and take the call otherwise hang up the fucking phone. No one wants to hear you personal business, who you slept with, what kind of blisters you have, who your boyfriend cheated on you with, I don't care and I don’t want to hear about it. Don’t pull the if you don’t want to hear then don’t listen either because I cannot turn off my ears they work when I want them to and when I don’t. So please people for the love of GOD hang up the damn phone...NOW :)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

money money money MON EY

Good afternoon bloggers I just wanted to share with you that I received a letter in the mail today to explain my social security benefits. This letter stated that if I needed to collect disability today then I would be able to collect $906 a month plus have free health care.. for real? I am currently making a little more then that each month however I do have to go to work and use up all my time and miss seeing my daughter grow up. This just seems crazy to me and I have a sneaking suspicion that this is why there are so many freaking people collecting disability that have self inflicted problems that they have no desire to get help for and they are just milking the system it makes me so mad. If you became an addict that is your fault I understand that you may need help getting though it but I don’t see that it is my responsibility to care for your problems. I am not saying that I want to collect SSI because I do not feel that I have paid my dues and I really don’t deserve it I can work and i can struggle and I can do what needs to be done to get by but I do not appreciate all those assholes who do not have my work ethic or a work ethic at all that are sitting back collecting the money that I am putting in for me!

Saturday, May 22, 2010


Hello bog world I went to lunch with my BFF today and found the inspiration for today’s post! As we were sitting eating chips and salsa two maybe 12 years olds walked past us wearing shorts that cover less then my underwear. Their mom walked out behind them and I almost got up and bitched slapped her. Really you let your daughters leave the house dressed like that? Fine you have 2 beautiful daughters that does not mean that you should let them walk around dressed like sluts. (unless you want them to be sluts) Fine I understand that when they get older they can wear what they want but at this young age why wouldn’t you want to encourage them to dress more appropriately. With all the perverts in the world I know that I would not want to draw their attention to my daughter. Children these days have so little time to be children and when we start dressing them in coochie cutters when they are infants, five, eight, even twelve do you really think that you are allowing them to be kids? The only reason for shorts that short and tight is to attract sexual attention and there is no fucking reason anyone in those age groups should be wearing shorts that short!
So bloggers I leave you on this note: If you have to shave your bikini line to wear shorts or would have to if your daughter is too young to shave maybe those shorts should not be for her. This is how Sue C's it!!!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Night Night Baby

My darling daughter is amazing! She is smart, funny, beautiful perfect is just about everyway. My D.D will not sleep at night and she is driving me to the brink of insanity! She is over 2 years old and will just crawl out of bed and come in my room and ask for milk, to go play blocks, to read a story book, to turn on oomie zoomie and I do not know how to stop this. I have tried just bringing her back to bed and she cries and cries. I am willing to give her milk but usually that is not enough, I was under the impression that by this time we would be done with this shit. Mommy likes to sleep, I could sleep probably 2 days straight and be just fine but now I am lucky if I get 4 or 5 hours in a row. Also I feel like a horrible parent for letting her cry it out when I am not sleeping I am just sitting in bed listening to her cry. What the hell am I suppose to do? Any suggestions please feel free to lay them on me!!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Tail Anyone?

Hello Bloggers I have recently decided that I want a tail. Let me explain... I would like a monkey tail minus the hair! I think it would be fun to have a tail! I could catch myself if I was falling I could hang from things, I could hit people without being too close to them. Then I could walk around normal at work because I could just put it down one of my pant legs. Also I could catch Baylee (my D.D.) if she tries to run away. I could catch things that I might drop. I could be a super fast swimmer because I would have like an extra leg pushing me along. I wonder if I could join the Olympics with a tail, what you think. It would be perfect, I can see it now me and my tail winning a gold medal!

Sunday, May 16, 2010


So world as we all know I love to curse! I really do I don’t know if its the taboo of it or that I just like the words. (For instance I like to use the word plethora in a plethora of ways) It is true though I like to cuss! Now for the real boom my favorite curse word is good old C-U-Next-Tuesday! I don’t find it offensive or mean I just use it in conversation like I would use any other adjective out there. I personally find it very offensive when people tell me to watch my mouth or not to say this or other "curse words." I am not cursing anyone I am just speaking. There are a lot of words that people use everyday that have bad, dirty, or negative connotations but most people still use them. Like the word moist or vagina these words can be used in a nasty way but really they are just words that people use. So I sign off today on this note: fuck shit cock damn bitch ass cunt dick douche crap.

Friday, May 14, 2010

MEN! WTF????

Good Morning Bloggers Pia just needs a moment to vent! About what you may ask, what most women bitch about men. I am not an overly attractive woman and I do not flirt nor am I a chatty person by nature yet in a normal day I have a 2-3 men who I know are in relationships who flirt or hit on me. SERIOUSLY? I see you come in with your wife or significant other yet when you are alone I magically forget that you have someone. I think not! I am not that kind of person I do not cheat and I would never encourage someone else to cheat. I have a ring on this finger because I love someone and apparently he liked it so much he put a ring on it so back up. Be nice, be cordial but don’t flirt with me. Not to be a bitch but even if I was single I wouldn’t be interested! So please men before you feel the need to make feeble attempt at being interesting stop and ask yourself are you really interesting? Probably not!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

O Baby Just You Shut Your Mouth!

Hello Bloggers do you know what really grinds my gears? People who have rotting nasty breath! I mean this is basic hygiene here people! When You get up or after you have your coffee at the very last before you leave your house stop and take a minute and brush your gosh damn teeth! I have the PRIVILEGE of working with the public and I am sooooo tired of people coming in with their breath smelling like a rotting corpse. They make a plethora of products to cover or fix this problem yet day after day I to beg a co-worker to spray me in the face with febreeze so I can breath without gagging. So I leave you on this note... O baby just you shut your mouth!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

My Wonderful Mother

Good morning blog followers I wanted to talk about my mother for a moment today because to know her is to understand me that much more! My mother is a beautiful woman inside and out. She is the kind of mother most people wish they had and I have been fortunate enough most of my life to realize this and appreciate it. I am not saying she has not make a mistake or two. Everyone has but they were her mistakes with me she was always perfect. She was there when I needed her, stayed away when I needed the space, and knew the difference between the two without me telling her. She never laughed or made fun of me for awful fashion choices or random Jr/Sr high school actions that were questionable to say the least. My amazing mother always encouraged me to follow my dreams and did whatever she could to get me where I wanted to be. I hear many people talk about what makes a good mother and I just have to start rattling off minor details about my amazing mom and everyone is instantly jealous. Plus she shares a deep appreciation for nieman marcus shoe adds (they are after all art). What can I say I have the BEST BEST BEST BEST mom!!!!!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Happy Birthday??

Hello all! Over the past few days my darling daughter has taken up saying "Happy Birthday" when ever she desides to unglue herself from the TV and notice me. This got me thinking that maybe we should have more then one birthday! Why not right? Lets think about this logically, presents more then once a year, cake and singing more then once a year, and a celebration of you being alive more then once a year. I propose we have a birthday every quarter of a year. I think that would suffice. What do we think is anyone else with me?
So its 9:05 and I have already been peed on in my sleep (odd that my name is Pia and I have been peed on...I think not), had poop fall on my hand because I couldnt get Baylee on the potty fast enough for her and has to shampoo the sofa cushion again because someone peed out of her diaper! Awesome way to start a miserable weather day!!
But on the bright side I am getting all my laundry done even if it kills me and probably will go visit my mama and make spicy chicken pasta for Danny and Brandon.
Randon H.H. fact for the day: He loved peas and even had a special spoon to sort them by size.

Monday, May 10, 2010

So I have developed a recent facination with Howard Hughes. Not really how he made all his money but more how crazy he was. I dont know why but I am really fasinated with his OCD. I think I am going to go buy his biography so I can read more about him. I think that if Brandon was anyone else he would find it odd that while lying in bed about to fall asleep I was rattling off a random things I have learned about the laste H.H. Thank God he is who he is!

Starting a blog

Hello world! I am starting a blog today for a couple reasons.
1. I am bored at work sometimes and why not share with the world what randomly goes through my head.
2. My family and friends can keep up with the happening in my life because I am usually crazy busy as are they!
3. Finally because sometimes I like to make an ass out of myself by spelling like a 5 year old and saying things that should not be said out loud only kept in my head!

So here it goes I hope I dont screw it up too badly!